Pukefest

DON'T DRINK, if you do not know how to hold your liquor. Know your fucking limits for god's sake. But whatever, I had fun anyway watching all of you got high and drunk. It's actually kinda hilarious. But the puking part, not so much. You bunch of dimwits tell your parents if you wanna drink because in the end, they're gonna find out anyway. Not like your clothes are not gonna stink and your breath will smell like fresh air plus your face will not be all flushed. Ah, what a lovely, lovely night.